Taki stand-up comedian, ktorego nie znam, ale ktory wyglada na naprawde zabawnego. Widełko 1:15 minuty, ktore mnie calkiem smieszy. Dotyczy przyjaciol, maszyny czasu, Hitlera i Polski. Mysle ze to slowa kluczowe dla kilku osob ktorych znam i spowoduje ze obejrza ten filmik i lajkna posta.
Louis CK (by stasender)
Source: youtube.com
Business Time - z Flight of the Conchords.
Wieczorny seks ze swoja panna opisuje pan z pekaesami. Najgoretsze cytaty:
- There’s nothing good on TV. Mmmmm… Conditions are perfect for making love.You turn to me and say something sexy like, “I might go to bed. I’ve got work in the morning.”I know what you’re trying to say, baby. You’re trying to say “Aww, yeah. It’s business time.”
- The next thing you know we’re in the bathroom brushing our teeth. That’s all part of it, that’s foreplay. Foreplay is very important in love making
- Next thing you know I’m wearing absolutely nothing. Except for my socks. And you know when I’m down to just my socks what time it is. It’s business time
- Making love…. Making love for… Makin love for two…. Making love for two minutes When it’s with me, you only need two minutes, girl. ’Cause I’m so intense Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. You turn to me and say something sexy like, “Is that it?”. I know what you’re trying to say, girl. You’re trying to say, “Aw yeah, that’s it”. And then you tell me you want some more. Well, uh… I’m not surprised
But I am quite sleepy
(via FOTC0123)
Source: youtube.com
